Damn Yankees Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo
[GLORIA]
Who came along in a puff of smoke
[ALL]
Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.
[GLORIA]
Strong as the heart of a mighty Oak
[ALL]
Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.
Lucky are we to be having him
[GLORIA]
Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.
[ALL]
Just when the future was lookin' grim
[GLORIA]
Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.
[ALL]
Came a long long way to be
With us today
[GLORIA]
With arms of steel like Hercules
[BOYS]
Yeow!
[GLORIA]
Feet as fleet as Mercury's
[BOYS]
Yeah!
[GLORIA]
He'll fight
For us, do right for us
[ALL]
He'll be a beacon light for us
He's Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.
Go, go, go, go, go, go
[GLORIA]
Go like a bat out-a you know where
[ALL]
Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.
Strike at the foe, let 'em know you're there
[ALL]
Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo!
Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo!
Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo!
[GLORIA]
Came upon the scene
[ALL]
As fresh as Listerine
[GLORIA]
He sneezed and blew away a calf
His laughter ripped a barn in half
[ALL]
Go, go, go, go, Joe
[GLORIA]
Like sevens come, elevens come
[ALL]
Like manna from the heavens come!
It's Shoeless Joe From Hannibal Mo.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
Go like a bat out-a you know where
[GLORIA]
Shoeless Joe From M.O.
Strike at the foe
Let 'em know you're there
[ALL]
Shoeless Joe from M.O.
Look out, look out, look out, look out for Shoeless Joe
[JOE]
The barefoot boy
From Hannibal Moe!
[BOYS]
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe!
