Da Vinci's Notebook Traffic Jam
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Damn, this traffic jam, how i hate to be late
Hurts my motor to go so slow
Damn, this traffic jam, time i get home my supper be
cold
Damn, this traffic jam.
Well, I left my office at 5 o'clock 15 minutes to go 3
blocks
Just in time to stand in line with the freeway looking
like a parking lot
Damn, this traffic jam, how I hate to be late
Hurts my motor to go so slow
Damn, this traffic jam, time I get home my supper be
cold
Damn, this traffic jam.
Well, I almost had a heart attack (waooh)
Looking in the rear-view mirror (saw)
Saw my face movin' in for combat (beep beep)
With the man in the rear-view mirror.
'Bout to have a heart attack, I said,
Damn, this traffic jam, how I hate to be late
Hurts my motor to go so slow
Damn, this traffic jam, time I get home my supper be
cold
Damn, this traffic jam.
Now when i die, don't want no coffin,
Thought about it all too often
Just slap me in behind the wheel and bury me in my
automobile!
Damn, this traffic jam, how I hate to be late
Hurts my motor to go so slow
Damn, this traffic jam, time I get home my supper be
cold
Damn, this traffic jam.
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doodahwoopbahdeesawsooooooooooooooooooooooooswop swop
swapl'l beepbop nol hooooooooooo huuuurl
LORD GET ME OUT THIS TRAFFIC JAM!