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The Other Half Lyrics


Cypress Spring The Other Half


She walked through that door slipped off that ring
Said "I'm takin' you for half of everything you're worth", and that hurt
I didn't freak out no, I kept my cool
I did what any self respectin' guy would do
I hit the tool shed and got the chain saw
Gave it a good rev and it didn't take long

To turn the 65 inch big screen to a 32.5
Turn the couch into a love seat
Turn the four wheel to a two wheel drive
Took a pair of scissors to the weedin' pictures
Turned treasures into trash
When she cut me loose, I cut my loses
That was that, yeah I got mine and she got the other half
She got the other half

I went loco on her Beatles vinyls
Split up the band for one last final time, that's right
She might have thought she got the best of me
But I turned her iPhone six into an iPhone three
And her high heels into flats
Yeah I got the last laugh (Ha ha)

Turn the 65 inch big screen to a 32.5
Turn the couch into a love seat
Turn the double to a single wide
Took a pair of scissors to the weedin' pictures
Turned treasures into trash
When she cut me loose, I cut my loses
That was that, yeah I got mine and she got the other half
She got the other half

Didn't wanna spend all my money on alimony
So I cut that check to cash, then I cut it in half
And I said "Good luck at cashin' that"

To turn the 65 inch big screen to a 32.5
Turn the couch into a love seat
Turn the husband to a single guy
Took a pair of scissors to the weedin' pictures
Turned treasures into trash
When she cut me loose, I cut my loses
That was that, yeah I got mine and she got the other half
She got the other half
She got the other half
She got the other half
She got the other half



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