Cyndi Lauper Lactose Intolerant
I lack the enzymes To properly digest lactose I can't drink cow's milk I can't drink milk from a goat Yogurt, cottage cheese Make me throw up Please no cream in my cup My stomach is swelling I am lactose --- intolerant My throat is constricting I am lactose --- intolerant -- parody from 9/15/95 Bonnie Hunt episode of "Late Show with David Letterman"; to the tune of "Time After Time"
