Cramps Cornfed Dames
Callin' all cows down on the farm
Hey, shut the door, you born in a barn?
No, I ain't no farmer, that's no fun
Run some tractor 'til the work's all done
Hey, milk this, bossie, I'll buy you a diamond ring
Now good girls can't pay the rent these days
These cornfed dames done found a way
Unzip that zipper, snap that snap
Round up the cattle in the Cadillac
C'mon, whip that cream, baby 'til the butter comes
Yeah, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake that thing, I'll buy you a diamond ring
Now there's more things in Tennessee
Than is dreamed of in your philosophy
Gimme a barnful of cornfed dames
They just wiggle a little, I burst into flames
Whip that cream, baby 'til the butter comes
That's right, now
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake that thing, I'll buy you a diamond ring
Now, shake it, baby
Yeah, take it off that G-string
Play it on that G-string
I'll buy you a diamond ring
Let's go home
Hey, cut the corn
Callin' all you cornfed dames
Lux means bucks, remember the name
C'mon, now go put on somethin' real loud
Hey, let's get up and go get plowed
Shake that thing, I might buy you a diamond ring
C'mon, shake it, baby
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it
Go put on the purple one with the plumes at the hip
Put it on upside down, baby
You know that really makes me flip
I ain't no farmer, shake it, baby
Shake one time for me
Shake it
Shake it
Shake it
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