Cornbugs Poker Face
there's a hole deep in the ground
underneath a rotten door
leading down to God knows where
is a winding wooden staircase
listen to the viper hiss, lick the chocolate bumblebees
this is home of pokerface
eater of the human race
dying wind it starts to blowing
rattling the headless weeds
tattered tumbing tarnished clouds
race above the shrieking shrouds
listen to the monkey scream
taste the blood of Guinivere
this is home of pokerface
dressed in leather and in lace
down the stairs the candles flicker
fueled on fear and hot rod liquor
calling softly into space
come and get me pokerface
listen to the monkey screaming
as he bangs his little drum
taste the metal taste of fear
it's way too late to turn and run
coming close I hear him rasping
like a cat beneath the wheels
pokerface is drawing close
his breath so cold
his hair like eels
in his claw he's got a meathook
hooves are shod with rusty steel
pokerface is salivating
I'm to be his evening meal
dark before me rises meathook
poised above my Marley dreds
pokerface is smiling toothless
'cause he knows I'll soon be dead
listen to the viper hiss
lick the chocolate bumblebees
this is home of pokerface
eater of the human race
dying wind it starts to blowing
rattling the headless weeds
tattered tumbling tarnished clouds
race above the shrieking shrouds
listen to the monkey scream
taste the blood of Guinivere
this is home of pokerface
dressed in leather and in lace
dark before me rises meathook
poised above my Marley dreds
pokerface is smiling toothless
'cause he knows I'll soon be dead
pokerface, I bring you greetings
do not kill me
don't be mean
come and share this bag of candy
happy happy Halloween
