Colton Brown Whip Your Ass
Colton Brown - Whip Your Ass
[Verse 1]
Well I been runnin since Monday sweatin' like a dog
My bills overdue and my check's too small
I need a job, cause my boss he's a jerk
And I'm sick of payin taxes for these bitches don't work
And I'm beat down, half-dead, but I still go
You prolly wouldn't last a minute in my steel-toes
Not to mention got this chip on my shoulder
Cause my truck done kicked the bucket it needs a new motor
And I'm down to the last cigarette in the pack
So I'm headed to the bar, I think I'll sit in the back
Cause I really need a drink, I need to chill out
Cause I'm really feelin like I wanna knock a bitch out...
[Hook]
Well I ain't here to party, I just came to drink
I ain't here to make no friends, don't give a damn what you think
And I, don't really wanna laugh and talk, cause I ain't in the mood for jokes
So don't get slick, and don't talk loud, cause boy it's best you know
That I'll whip your ass
Yea I'll whip your ass
[Verse 1]
Now ordinarily man, if this was any other Friday
I'd prolly be half-lit and gettin sideways
Makin a fool out of myself with my dance moves
I prolly wouldn't hear a song I couldn't dance to
I'd prolly be, buyin out the bar
Poppin bottle after bottle tryna party like a rockstar
Me and you could prolly down a couple shots
Take a walk around the parking lot and smoke a little pot
But today ain't ordinary, and we ain't really cool
I hear you talkin slick, tell me what cha wanna do
See I was raised in the south, we supposed to be polite
But I done told you one time, don't plan to tell you twice...
[Hook]
Well I ain't here to party, I just came to drink
I ain't here to make no friends, don't give a damn what you think
And I, don't really wanna laugh and talk, cause I ain't in the mood for jokes
So don't get slick, and don't talk loud, cause boy it's best you know
That I'll whip your ass
Yea I'll whip your ass
[Verse 2]
Now see me, I ain't no stranger to no ass whippin
I done toted my fair share, everybody had a ass kickin
But I'ma letcha know, you better pack a lunch
Cause you gone need a little more than a sucker punch
And I ain't worried about your 6 foot 3
Homeboy in the corner mean-muggin, he don't scare me
I gotta 55 gallon barrel full of whoop ass
And bitch I'll pour it on your head if you dare me
Cause I just wanna chill, and I ain't tryna argue
And I don't wanna bust your head with a barstool
I think it's best if you mosey on over
To the other end of the bar cause the conversation over...
[Hook]
Well I ain't here to party, I just came to drink
I ain't here to make no friends, don't give a damn what you think
And I, don't really wanna laugh and talk, cause I ain't in the mood for jokes
So don't get slick, and don't talk loud, cause boy it's best you know
That I'll whip your ass
Yea I'll whip your ass
[Verse 3]
Man listen, I know that alcohol it gotcha feelin' bulletproof
I know you feelin' like you really wanna make a move
You feelin froggy, well homeboy jump
And I'ma sit ya ass down and grab another round
[Hook]
Well I ain't here to party, I just came to drink
I ain't here to make no friends, don't give a damn what you think
And I, don't really wanna laugh and talk, cause I ain't in the mood for jokes
So don't get slick, and don't talk loud, cause boy it's best you know
That I'll whip your ass, (I ain't here to party)
Yea I'll whip your ass, (I just came to drink)
Yea I'll whip your ass, (I ain't here to party)
Yea I'll whip your ass, (I just came to drink)
Yea I'll whip your ass...
