5 Signs: Scorpio Lyrics

Cold Cold Hearts 5 Signs: Scorpio

I got 5 signs in Scorpio f..cker
Ha ha, count 'em f..cker
I'm certifiable without a doubt
Oh oh oh so you better watch out

Oh my god she's projectile vomiting
All over my vintage car
I got a bloody tampon--eat it f..cker
So yeah I'm really on the rag

Wanna know what's my problem?
Rest assured it's always you
f..cking on the couch with condoms
And bubblegum, we don't do that here

Yeah I know about your dollar
You earn it squeaky clean
I make an evil living
If you know what I mean

Oh my god, she stole my boyfriend
Now she's breaking up the band
Pretty boy you're such a bore
"How can you say these things?"

You don't like me anymore?
Oh no--I'm really scared
Demon-boy stalkers everywhere
Dirty boy dishes and bad girl hair

5 signs in Scorpio, f..cker
Ha ha, count 'em f..cker