Coevorduh He's Alive (feat. Tom Barman)
[Verse 1]
I've got an upset stomach
Sometimes it's even running down below
Hello there mister tapeworm
Please be kind to my intestines today
He's taken by some mind eater
He's bouncing with his wife and kids
It's like a kaolo picknick in the park
[Hook]
They tell me that I'm crazy
But I feel it deep inside
He's alive, he's alive, he's alive
Laying in my bed, I'm hearing voices in the night
Are they melodies just floating to my mind
[Verse 2]
Sometimes they do a singalong
It's like a karaoke bar
It's from the 80′s mix with Celine Dion
It just went on and on
Till one day he just couldn't take it anymore
He went to the fridge and got some red meat
Poured a glass of milk
And in his bare buttocks, he sat in front of it all
And he waited, and he waited, and he waited some more
Till finally he felt something coming
And in the distance, in the distance
In the distance, in the distance
[Verse 3]
Hallo ich bin der Jeffrey
Und ich bin eine Poopwurm
Danke für das Essen und den Milch
Ich komme aus den Kaka und suche etwas Arbeit
Ich habe tausend Kinder und ein Frau
I don't speak a lot of German sir
But I also speak English
Oh handy, what we gonna do with you
I used to work in catering
I know people up in Burger King
You'll start at the bottom there
Very supertoll eh
[Hook]
They tell me that I'm crazy
But I feel it deep inside
He's alive, he's alive, he's alive
Laying in my bed, I'm hearing voices in the night
Are they melodies just floating to my mind
[Verse 4]
Once again peace had returned to the bowel kingdom
Jeffrey went off to become the proud owner
Of the biggest foodchain in Holland
He now happily lives in a maple farm
With his wife Rachelle and the one thousand
Five hundred and seventy three beautiful children
