Clintons Abercrombie Jeans
Well I know this gal from California, she's a pretty as a
pretty gal can beAnd I know that gal knows I like her,
and I'm pretty sure that pretty gal likes me
Everything's fine except for one problem, she wants a
big, expensive diamond on her hand
And there aint no way that I can settle down, cuz I'm
playing in a rock and roll band
The rock star life or a young a pretty wife
The question is, which one will it be?
All the groupies in their teens with their Abercrombie
Jeans
Enough to drive a man like me crazy
Well I like my life as a bachelor, I've got a dirty house
and my cooking tastes like scat
I go out when I can, I always dress just like a man,
I don't go nowhere without my trusty baseball cap
Now that pretty gal wants to take me shopping, buy me
clothes and shoes that look real nice
But I don't want to be bossed around, I just want to
paint the town,
Not paint my hair to look like Vanilla Ice
Well I like that gal from California, but I'm afraid that
I'll just have to move along
Live my life up on the stage, play guitar like Jimmy Page
Taking candy from a stranger is just plain wrong.
