Clem Snide Weird
You tell me you?re different
You tell me you?re strange
You tell me that there is
Something wrong with your brain
So your mother found God
And your dad likes to drink
But you?re not weird
As you?d like me to think
You painted your sneakers
You talk to yourself
You won?t eat with me
'Cause you care for your health
Well, you wrote me a poem
And it didn?t rhyme
And you?re not as weird
As you act all the time
No, you?re not as weird
As you act all the time
You can tell me you?re different
Tell me you?re strange
You tell me that there is
Something wrong with your brain
So what if your mother found God
And your dad likes to drink
You?re not as weird
As you?d like me to think
No, you?re not as weird
As you'd like me to think
No, you?re not as weird
As you'd like me to think, hey
