Clem Snide Happy Birthday
Never have I been made
To feel less doubtful
And never have I been made
Less cynical
'Cause I haven't been too brave
I'm mostly frightened
But I never thought that there
Would come a day
Well I hope that your song's
Not the boys of summer
Just because you were both born on that day
And half-Jewish boys
Make kickass drummers
But if you need lessons
I'll have to play
And I hope that your friends
Are true and funny
And your girlfriends are sweet
And wear tight pants
And after your heart is gently broken
I hope that you get
A second chance
Just let some air in
Just turn on some lights
Just make some room inside
Never have I been made
To feel less heavy
Never have I been made
Less cynical
'Cause I haven't been too kind
And I'm forgiven
But I never thought that there
Would come a day
