Chumbawamba Love Me
I'm an anarchist I'm the anti-christ Well sort of not really It's not big not clever And I'm quite a reansonable fella Your friendly uncle good with kids good ol' paternalist pop good cop bad cop good cop bad cop good cop good cop I was a wannabe and wannabe don't know what they want to be I needn't have worried 'cos the man upstairs was looking out for me God gave me the finger with his free hand Now I'm his left hand man Hey punk don't call me Mac My name is Johnny Trabant Love me They call me the Great Pretender John Noakes was my mentor I'm a walking talking ides man Here's one I prepared earlier Stretch armstrong and his rubber band Edwin Meese and the sex-police Pleae Mr.Postman post-post-modern deliver us from Elvis Be-bop-a-lu-la my baby-baby does good culture yes Now I found what I'm looking for I find myself in another fine mess Someone muddied my waters I lost my way but now I see I o.d'd on irony I'll rediscover god for the next LP Love me Bend me shape me anywhere you want me whatever you want I'll be your hearts desire Black and cuddly You want love me Pop me corc watch me pop like bubbly Hot or not you've got to use what you've got Where's the weak spot Let me take a shot What a turn on Does it feel lovely Love me love me Johnny Pretenious moi The ghost of Eamonn Andrews smiling watching over me I love it let's shot it "Jhonny Trabba the movie" I paid my dues I sung the blues I've done pain and personal hell Pass me the phone I got calls to make This will sell and sell I'm as "Bob Roberts" to your Phil Ochs Talking political So love me love me love me I'm a liberal love me freeze-frame love me
