Chumbawamba Bad Dog
Puppy eyes puppy eyes tearing claws spitting pride Roll over! Roll over! Roll over! Roll over! Pretty please pretty play chase away chase away Nasty nasty snapping nasty biting spitting nasty nasty Hammer hammer teeth nails sit sit sit sit Bitch won't beg bitch can't lick bitch can't do those clever tricks Heel fetch run lie nasty nasty snapping nasty See these eyes puppy eyes roll over and die die Bad dog you bad dog you bad dog you bad dog Playful dog with trouble and spice nasty nice nasty nice Slip the lead fight fight my bark is softer than my bite Roll over roll over mock each chewing spewing mouthful Hammer hammer teeth nails bad dog bad dog Good girl pat pat bad dog smack smack Here's a bitch who'll give it back snap snap snap snap Puppy eyes will start to play this nasty dog will have it's day This is heaven This is hell This is living This is tale to tell This is drive wheel This is cog This is master This is snarling dog This is hammer This is spanner This is no sir This is table manners This is history This is how it's been This is over and over and over and over again
