The Long Scheme Lyrics

Chuck Sutton The Long Scheme

[Spoken]
We thank you for loyalty as a customer at **** bank
Our support line is full at the moment
If you wold like us to call you back at this num-
*click*

[Spoken]
Thank you for holding
To check your balance, press "1"
To make a depo-
*click*

[Spoken]
We're sorry, but we could not find a balance associated with your account number
We suggest you contact one of our financial advisers to keep track of all of your purchases