Christi Warner One On One
Intro:
One on one, One on one
Tell him, tell him girl… One on one
Yeah it’s one of those
Hello! what were you thinking?
Yeah! I’m glad I woke up from that nightmare
Verse One
‘When you (are) were mine’ you said
You’ll buy me a plane
We’ll fly away, become
Just like the ‘Bold and the Beautiful.’
You said – let me remind you – I’m your ‘E V E’
The girl of your dreams
Cause I’m ‘Absolutely fabulous…’
Like ‘the Young and the Restless
But now you left me on ‘7de Laan’
I’m feeling like I lost my ‘Fame & Passion(s)’
Chorus:
Boy you had me thinking you’re so perfect
Oh, it’s amazing I believed that
Oh, I can’t believe that I was so in love with you
You had me thinking you’re so perfect
Oh, it’s amazing I believed that
Oh, I can’t believe that I was so in love with you
Verse Two
Oh, now I’m ‘Backstage’
And I’m feeling so ‘Lost’ and tearful
Like the… like the ‘Gardener’s daughter’
I’m always crying cause you got me thinking
You’re so special; like Dr. Phil thank God you’re not
Oh no, now my heart’s really hurting
Maybe I should go and sit – sit on the couch
with Oprah, Yeah, sit couch with Oprah
Chorus:
Verse Three
I’m with my three ‘three sisters’
Talking just like ‘Girlfriends’
About ‘the Days of our lives’
And how with you my finger never saw ‘Egoli’
Fighting for you means no ‘Second Chance’
at happiness… Boy I might just end up
On ‘Studio 263’ or like an ‘Open File’
on ‘CSI.’ I think that I should go and sit –
sit on a couch with Oprah
Chorus:
Rap:
I gotta stop this mingle
I’m better off single,
I’m a sexy hen,
I can find a man
Even though I’m into books
I got the looks,
These boobs ain’t just art
Oh – yeah, it’s where I keep my heart
Yoh I gotta find the footprints of ‘Ugly Betty’
Reach for my dreams, in a big ‘Big City’
Maybe ‘Beverly Hills 90210’ with lovely ‘Neighbours’
Maybe I’ll be famous
Like our own Meryl on ‘Big Brother Africa (BBA)’
And find my own Kweku
there’s always another (oh, always another)
Written by: Christi Warner (2008) © Afrochica Entertainment
