Chris Webby Theme Song
[Intro]
Woke up this morning
Yeah, and this my motherfuckin' theme song
Woke up this morning
Yeah, and this my motherfuckin' theme song
[Verse 1]
Got bars, yeah the Wi-Fi here got no lag
When I spazz, like a rabid animal without a tag
Foamin' at the mouth, prowlin' around, howlin' and mad
Since I made my escape from a Ukrainian bio lab
I'm a hazard to the public but f..ck it, I get the bag (Yep)
And since I don't do apologies, I'm not sorry to brag
Yeah some rappers call me Webby
The rest are calling me dad
I'm a skull and crossbones, you pussies got white flags (Pussy)
Get to waving, I'mma pick up and run
Bitch I'm the one
Ruling with the fist as iron as Attila the Hun
The dopest dope you ever smoked so hold this hit in your lungs
They hit the ground harder and harder the bigger they come (Bow)
They'll draw that line around your body like a word search (Yeah)
I want the glory but I'll show 'em what I'm worth first
Yeah I'm branchin' out my business 'til the birds perch
Hand up on my crotch (Fuckin' pervert)
Tell 'em like
[Chorus]
I've been gone but you know I never leave long
With the Jamo Neat and my weed strong
Livin' in the left lane that I speed on
Since I used to whip a dented up Nissan (Yeah)
Now this money's what I speak on
From the California King that I sleep on
Woke up this morning
Yeah, and this my motherfuckin' theme song
[Verse 2]
Yeah I step up on the stage like a new man (Uh)
Top boy with the food fam
Mad P's, bills bigger than a toucan (Ay)
So let the camera's roll up in the news van (Yeah)
Undebatably no-ones taking the place of me
Webby's that holographic, that Charizard
And I'm basically sick in the f..ckin head and that's why that they medicated me (Yeah)
Crush my Ivermectin to powder and take it nasally (Ah)
Woke up this morning
Got myself a gun, bigger than pun, y'all better run
Got no permit for it yet but I promise I'm gettin' one
So watch out when I be flippin' the safety off with my thumb (Bang)
Dog from the pound, walkin' around, awkward and loud
With some wild shit to say thats leavin' jaws on the ground
Let 'em know my gender by shovin' my balls in their mouth
Goin' to hell y'all just follow me down (Down, down, down)
[Chorus]
I been gone but you know I never leave long
With the Jamo Neat and my weed strong (Yeah)
Livin' in the left lane that I speed on
Since I used to whip a dented up Nissan (Yeah)
Now this money's what I speak on
From the California King that I sleep on
Woke up this morning
Yeah, and this my motherfuckin' theme song
And this my motherfuckin' theme song
