Chris Webby Bowser
Call me Bowser, hit em on the floor like boss bitch
Its inevitable that you step into my level that you
gonna end up leaving with a loss bitch
Line in the sand I crossed it, grindin' til I'm
exhausted, never gonna put the mic down I'm here right
now so what you want bitch
Still here cause I flow rhymes, mixtape shit since 09'
Only white dude in the game who made it this far
without a co-sign
Baby and now its showtime, they telling me that yo'
time
Freestyle in my destiny bitches I never wrote mine
So learn my f..ckin' name, cause no we not the f..ckin'
same
I'm fighting for my life in the title just like the
Hunger Games
Happy after my success, that Conneticut roughneck
Any time a beat gets killed they lookin' for me cause
they know I'm the suspect
Leavin' competition upset, grabbin' they girl and we
f..ck yes
They steppin' to me in a battle and winning, that's
like me passing a drug test
Shit will not happen, ready for action, grabbin' the
mic and I'm gettin' it crackin'
No need for the braggin' I know that I'm dope and homie
you ain't even a fraction
Or what I can do, I'm comin' for you, and steadily
killin' the rappin', so f..ck it I'm through, I'm
pummeling crews and leaving the sight for ladin
Takin' bottles to the face til I'm like f..ck man, so
dirty my entourage follows behind me with dust pans
So slow it down, sippin' on my styrofoam
Trapped inside of Webby's world like Pauly Shore in
Biodome
I roll an eigth of fire just so it can take me higher,
molten lava flow and smokin' my volcanoe vaporizer
I haven't made it yet cause rap is full of politics, so
all u politicians suck my dick until u swallow it
My dreams must have a Twitter account cause I'ma follow
it, and any one or anything in my way ill demolish it
Motherfucking monster steadily rippin' it proper
bitches so get to the chopper
Me and star rocker speakin' it lava freakin' better
than toucus tala monca
Killer in flow, bouncin' around like I'm Tigger I'm
blow, spittin' it so outta control trippin' the dough,
the slower u thinkin' the quicker I go
The pick of the litter with vigorous flow, keep them
bitches titties jiggling yo
I stick and I go, I'm better than you, no matter how
you try to figure it bro
The villian is back, killin' a track, won't stop til' I
got me a million cash, listen to facts
R2 trigger attack, drop the magnificent rap
Gigity, gigity, gigity splat
The illest up in the vacinity's mad, killin' these
bitches like Trinitie's dad
But different in rythym so listen to that
So Mario should do is cardio and grab a flower, kid
u'll need to throw some fireballs if you gon' step to
Bowser