Chris Moyles Insane (feat. Gary Barlow)
Well, here's a song about my friend called Gary Barlow and it's true
I was expecting Robbie Williams, who the flamin' hell are you
I can't believe you don't recall
When we met in the village hall
It was so purely accidental
I've never seen your face before
You just barged in through the room door
I think you're actually mental
What a shame you don't remember
Our christmas dinner last December
I don't have deja vu, haven't got a clue
I just do not remember you
You're just insane
Now, Gary, maybe you remember when we both worked in Top Man
And that drunk weekend when we both got taken home in a police van
Look, mate, I just don't have a clue
Sorry I don't remember you
Are you on heavy medication?
We went on holiday to Spain
Taught you to make quieche lorraine
I hope you're on more medication
What a shame you don't remember
Our christmas dinner last December
I don't have deja vu, haven't got a clue
I just do not remember you
How can I get through?
You're just insane
I don't know you
Please just go
Can we cuddle?
Err...No
Look can you just leave me alone, cos I am getting in a state
And I am going out for dinner and I don't want to be late
Look can you just pretend you know me and I promise then I'll go
Oh go on then
Thank you
It's so great that you remember
Our christmas dinner last December
I know have deja vu
and remember you
But now you really have to shoo
Come on, together
It's so great that we remember
The christmas dinners in December
I know have deja vu
and remember you
But now you really have to shoo
But please can I stay
Really you can now go away
Cos you're just insane
Just insane
Woo Woo Woo
Such a shame
You're insane
No, you are
No, it's you mate
Actually it's you
No, you are
Whatevs
