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Chief Keef Jesus Skit

[Spoken Word: Michael Blackson]
Kodak Blacker
Doo-doo under the bed
Fifty cent a day
Which one should be my rapper name?
(Foenem Radio, bitch)
I also wanna give a shoutout to all them niggas
All them scammin' niggas in Chicago
With those PPP loans
All y'all niggas are goin' to jail
Time for nigga news
To all my niggas out there, I have some good news for black people
Your reparations is on it's way, my niggas
That's right
Black niggas, we 'bout to get paid for being black
But unfortunately, the lighter you are, the less money you get
The following niggas:
Drake
Chris Brown
Vic Mensa
Chance the Rappеr
T.I
NBA Youngboy
All them light-skinned niggas will get еight dollars each for reperations
By the time they get to the dark-skinned niggas, like me
Chief Keef, my nigga Sosa
Kodak Black
Tyrese
Flava Flav
Lil Wayne
Rick Ross
All them dark niggas gon' get fifty-five acres and two hundred million dollars each
All y'all light-skinned niggas, you gonna be broke, motherfuckers
(Foenem Radio, bitch)
Fuck everybody
Them niggas go so hard, I decided
I wanna sign with them niggas
I'm signing with f..ck everybody, I'm a new rapper in town, motherfucka
Right now, I'm tryna figure out what my name should be
Help me get a name, this gon' be my rapper name
Which name should I pick?
MC Night Night
Joe Limo Tint
2 a.m. Black
Just Black
Black As Shit
12:01, 12:04, 12:05
Those are all a.m's
Straight out of Madagascar


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