Chicago Class
Whatever happened to fair dealing
And pure ethics and nice manners?
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass
Whatever happened to class
Class
Whatever happened to please may I
And yes thank you and how charming
Now every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to class?
Class
Oh, there ain't no gentlemen to open up the doors
There ain't no ladies now there's only pigs and whores
And even kids'll knock you down so they can pass
Nobody's got no class
Whatever happened to old values
And fine morals and good breeding
Now no-one even says oops when they're passing their gas
Whatever happened to class
Class
Oh, there ain't no gentlemen that's fit for any use
And any girl will touch your privates for a douse
And even kids'll kick your shins and give ya sass
Nobody's got no class
All you read about today is rape and theft
Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left
Nobody's got no class
Everybody you watch
Has got his brains in his crotch
Holy crap, holy crap
What a shame, what a shame
What became of class?
