Chess Club Apes
A hundred years ago today
We roamed the Earth like apes
Standing tall in the grass
Trying new hairstyles, beautiful at last
The cure is in the water
Birthing baby blue-eyed daughters
Did you ever think you'd live to see
The cure is in the water
Birthing baby blue-eyed daughters
Trouble in the making
Now see how far we've come
Walking upright; chewing gum
Amps and volts don't mean a thing
Judgment came naturally, it's such an easy thing
Now it seems we've unlocked the code
Don't you worry you'll never grow old
Though nothing new is being said
Everyone has a phone now take your meds
