Chet's Speech Lyrics

Cheech Marin Chet's Speech

All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers!
Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half!
Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is
a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black
pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy,
cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
[sniffs] smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy,
we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy,
Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy,
chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy
lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on
in, pussy lovers!