Chagall Guevara The Wrong George
Dave Perkins: Hello?
Female voice: Hello.
Dave: Yes.
Female voice: Is this David Perkins' residence?
Dave: This is it.
Female voice: Is this David Perkins' residence?
Dave: This is it.
Female voice: It is?
Dave: Yes.
Female voice: Well is he there?
Dave: This is he.
Female voice: Is he there?
Dave: This is he.
Female voice: Can I speak to him?
Dave: This is he.
Female voice: David?
Dave: Yes.
Female voice: Is that David?
Dave: This is he.
Female voice: Do you know who this is?
Dave: No I don't.
Female voice: Huh?
Dave: No I don't.
Female voice: This is Mr. Edmonds. You know Mr.
Edmonds?
Dave: No I don't.
Female voice: Do you know Mr. Edmonds?
Dave: No I don't. I think you've got the wrong number,
ma'am.
Female voice: Is this David's residence? David Perkins?
Dave: Yes, it is, but I think you've got the wrong
David Perkins.
Female voice: David Perkins? Well, he ought to know me.
David?
Dave: Yes?
Female voice: Have you got a brother named George?
Dave: No I don't.
Female voice: Huh?
Dave: No I don't.
Female voice: You haven't got a brother named George?
Dave: No I don't.
Female voice: You don't have?
Dave: No I don't, ma'am.
Female voice: Well I can't understand it. Uhm, you
oughta know me, I kept you children when you were
little, if you're still the right one.
Dave: No, uh, not unless you lived in New Jersey, uhm,
you don't know me when I was...
Female voice: You don't know me?
Dave: No ma'am.
Female voice: Well, I'm sorry, I've got the wrong
George then, I guess.
(sound of phone hanging up)
