Ceann Boom
Well, AHmed Mohammed was the first one to go
He strapped on his vest with his message in tow
He stepped out the door and headed east
But slipped on a banana peel and his cord released
He went boom
(BOOM)
He went boom
(BOOM)
Ahmed Mohammed
He went boom to soon
Youssef my sous chef was second in line
He didn't own a watch and lost track of the time
He got himself ready and stepped out the door
At three fiftynine with bomb set for four
He went boom
(BOOM)
He went boom
(BOOM)
Youssef my sous chef
He went boom too soon
Sally Allowey she was number three
She put on her veil backwards and she couldn't see
She caught a ride but to tell you the truth
What she thought was a bus was a telephone booth
She went boom
(BOOM)
She went boom
(BOOM)
Sally Allowey
She went boom too soon
I don't really think I've said anything wrong
But somehow Al Qaeda heard about my new song
And while I was sleeping, they crept in my room
My alarm clock went off, I awoke to a boom
I went boom
(BOOM)
I went Boom
(Boom)
Patrick the asshole
He went boom too soon
Straight to Hell
(HELL)
Straight to Hell
(HELL)
And if you are laughing you're going as well