Cat Rapes Dog Samaritan
I saw you lying there in the gutter
A stinking drunk full of dirt and diseases
I looked into your empty eyes
As long as there is hope, there is life
So let me give you a helping hand
A helping hand and no obligations
I can take you to a better place
I'm your man, yes I am
You know I hate this place
This beautiful place full of ugly people
So let me give you a helping hand
To put an end to your misery
I will help you anyway I can
A good samaritan, that I am
Strapped tight to a hospital bed
In a white room with padded walls
You killed a few of the ones you knew
A voice inside kept telling you to
There seems to be no cure for you
You know I love this place
This ugly place full of beautiful people
So let me give you a helping hand
A helping hand and no obligations
I can take you to a better place
I'm your man, yes I am
