Cast Of Galavant I Don't Like You
[JESTER, spoken]
Yes! Catfight!
[GARETH, spoken]
Finally. I've been waiting two seasons for this
[MADALENA]
I don't like you
[ISABELLA]
I really don't like you
[MADALENA]
I really
[ISABELLA]
Really
[MADALENA]
Really
[ISABELLA]
Really
[MADALENA & ISABELLA]
Want you gone
This won't surprise you
But I despise you
You want to see, step to me, 'cause it's on
[MADALENA]
I'm thinner, cooler, clearly much crueler
And check out the bling
I'm your Kingdom's new ruler
[GARETH, spoken]
Boom!
[MADALENA]
Got a jeweler to pimp out your crown
[ISABELLA]
This serf may be up but I'm taking you down
[JESTER]
Oh, yeah!
[ISABELLA]
Enough pleasantry, you're Queen presently
But, hon, you're just one of the peasantry
Kosher as bacon and fakin' the funk
[MADALENA]
You'll just have to deal
[ISABELLA]
Oh, I'll deal with you, punk
I'm smarter, tougher, my biceps are buffer
Your clever, whatever
I'm clever enough-er
[MADALENA]
Except as a kisser
I've heard you're the worst
[ISABELLA]
I still got the guy
[MADALENA]
But I had him first
[ISABELLA]
That's not all you've had, now, is it?
The whole feudal system has paid you a visit
[MADALENA]
Yet it's you who's now royally screwed
[ISABELLA]
You think so, ho?
[MADALENA]
I know so, prude
Let's see
I've got the sharper weapons
[ISABELLA, spoken]
Yeah, right
[MADALENA]
I've got the fiercer horde
[ISABELLA, spoken]
Right, but -
[MADALENA]
I've got your booty pinned against the wall
[ISABELLA]
I've got the –
[MADALENA]
You've got nothing
[ISABELLA]
I've got the – the hero sword!
That's right, the one king to unite them all
[MADALENA, spoken]
You don't have the bearer of the one true –
[ISABELLA, spoken]
Oh, I most certainly do. Don't I, Jester?
[JESTER, spoken]
Uh, yeah. Word up?
[MADALENA]
I don't like you
[ISABELLA]
I really don't like you
[MADALENA & ISABELLA]
You really, really, really, really cross the line
And soon your castle and your ass'll be mine
I don't like you
[ISABELLA, spoken]
I will see you on the battlefield
