Casiotone For The Painfully Alone Rice Dream Girl
I was in the Safeway store
When I saw you in Aisle 4
I swear you looked so nice
You were buying milk that was made out of rice
I tried to think of something clever to say
But you were already walking away
In an attempt to get my groove on
I offered you my White Castle coupon
The radio was playing Seal
I tried to tell you how I feel
But then our shopping carts locked wheels
And the moment just seemed wrong
Oh, won’t you do what’s right
Put your groceries in my car tonight
I wanna take you home
Oh, with your eyes of blue
I want to drink rice milk with you
I’ll be your one and only
So we won’t be so lonely
