Carly Simon My Funny Valentine
You're my funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
You're looks are laughable, unphotographable
Yet you're my favorite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak are you smart?
But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day
