Carbonated Water 3 A.m.
Going to Seven-Eleven at 3 a.m
Thinking to myself: "Baby, I need a drink"
I walk down the aisle, and what do I see?
A beautiful six-pack looking at me
It's a little late and I have to drive
But without the danger, where's the fun in life?
I'm feeling good, yeah, I'm feeling right, oh
This is gonna be a really fun night
I get in the car with a beer in my hand
I might hit the club for a one-night stand
When I get home, I will beat my wife, I mean
She's not really the love of my life
I hope my son wakes up, I'll beat him too
That f..cking failure will learn morе than in school
Or maybe I should just not come home at all
I could just lеave them no message or call
They're probably better off without me anyway
I bet they've waited long for this day
Yeah, it's a little late and I have to drive
But without the danger, where's the fun in life?
I'm feeling good, yeah, I'm feeling right, oh
This is gonna be a really fun night
I get in the car with a beer in my hand
I might hit the club for a one-night stand
I might hit the club for a one-night stand
