Captain Stu Siamese Twin
I know this girl with incredible flow
She's got a need she likes to feed
A bona fide born again nympho
We roam the streets, rock the beats
Leave the shoes off out feets
But i'm starting to sense this little problem...
She's a Siamese twin, she's attached from the chin
Up to her temple, to a class A bitch, it's a sin
She wants to go, needs to know, she's disrupting my flow
So Doctor, Doctor, could you please, could you, could you?
Could you detach a cranium
That's been attached from birth to another cranium?
I need to know
I'm growing this attachment to a Siamese, a Siamese
Could you detach a cranium
That's been attached from birth to another cranium?
I need to know
I'm growing this attachment to a Siamese
A Siamese twin!
I'm just a guy with a girl on my mind
We're in a situation but she's stuck in a bind
Bound fast to a permanent playmate
See the inevitable double date
Is beginning to turn into a problem...
She's a Siamese Twin, she needs an operation
But the Doctors don't know where to begin
I need some help you see I'm trying to find
A way for us to get some private time
Could you detach a cranium
That's been attached from birth to another cranium?
I need to know
I'm growing this attachment to a Siamese, a Siamese
Could you detach a cranium
That's been attached from birth to another cranium?
I need to know
I'm growing this attachment to a Siamese
A Siamese twin!
Here I am in a crowded waiting room
Watching the clock
Waiting hours for some good news
Hoping this works
I don't know much about experimental surgery
But the surgeons say that shouldn't be a problem
Success! Haha! We're through!
One head is better than two
And finally I've got her all to myself
But no, what's this? Things just aren't the same
Where is my Siamese dream without her sister?
Could you detach a cranium
That's been attached from birth to another cranium?
I need to know
I'm growing this attachment to a Siamese, a Siamese
Could you detach a cranium
That's been attached from birth to another cranium?
I need to know
I'm growing this attachment to a Siamese
A Siamese twin!
