Captain Ska Pieces Of Me
[Verse 1]
Woke up one morning feeling kind of strange
A little bit hungover, thought it was to blame
Got out of the bed, to stretch out both my legs
Realised there was a serious problem with my head
Was having loads of weird and horrible thoughts
Of buying shares or a thoroughbred horse
Looked into the mirror to see what was to blame
(The f..cking Tories have privatised your brain!)
[Chorus]
La la la laa, la la la la
They're selling off pieces of me
To improve my efficiency
(Brracha, brracha, brracha!)
La la la laa, la la la la
They're selling off pieces of me
To improve my efficiency
[Verse 2]
A few weeks later, a letter I did get
They're selling off your heart, so sorry I regret
Your inadequate inspection gets you our recommendation
That a private sector sponsor will improve the situation
We're measuring your heart rate against a national score
And if you fail the test then we'll just test you some more
There are too many emotions detracting from results
(Let's privatise the kids and privatise all the adults)
[Chorus]
La la la laa, la la la la
They're selling off pieces of me
To improve my efficiency
(Brracha, brracha, brracha!)
La la la laa, la la la la
They're selling off pieces of me
To improve my efficiency
(Brracha, brracha, brracha!)