Captain Sensible It's Hard To Believe I'm Not
[Verse 1]
It's hard to believe I'm not
Falling out of a plane
And with all of the stuff I've got
I can't do it again - I'm insured
[Verse 2]
It's hard to believe I'm not
Really made of green cheese
And it's hard to believe I'm not
Hiding out in the trees on the common
[Interlude]
I'm always prepared to be
Horribly scared of reality
[Verse 3]
It's hard to believe I'm not
Setting fire to an icicle
Hard to believe I'm not
Riding round on a tricycle lately
[Interlude]
But ice doesn't burn in a
Japanese urn - it's reality
[?] burn
[Verse 4]
It's hard to believe I'm not
Out on Norbury station
And hard to believe I'm not
Even fighting inflation
[Chorus]
It's hard to believe I'm not
Not really
It's hard to believe I'm not
Not really hard
[Interlude]
Going down through a drain
Leading out of my brain
And I'm leaving a stain on reality
[Verse 5]
It's hard to believe I'm not
Even out of my head
And it's hard to believe I'm not
Only sober instead
[Chorus]
'Cause it's hard to believe I'm not
Not really
Yeah, it's hard to believe I'm not
Not really
It's hard to believe I'm not
Not really
It's hard to believe I'm not
Not really
[Outro]
Not really
Not really
Not really
Not really
Not really
