Butt Trumpet I'm Ugly And I Don't Know Why
I was walking home from school one day When I saw Danny standing there I tried to show him my dirty underwear He showed me his and nothing would compare And he said CHORUS You're ugly What the f..ck gave birth to you? You're ugly And I bet your mom is too You're ugly Man what's with that doo? You're ugly because you're ugly I kinda wonder when I think back to those days Why did all the boys get scared and run away? So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true My reflection looked at me like it was scared too And it said CHORUS Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love. His name was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Tuffskins. And everyday after school I would go pick him up at his classroom, and one day these three girls came out before he did, and this one girl named Heidi Weller had this handfull of pumpkind seeds. And I said, "Let me see those pumpkin seeds," and she said, "No." And I grabbed her hand and I said, "Let me see those pumpkind seeds now, bitch!" And I looked at them and they had Danny Irving's name written on every one of them damn pumpkin seeds and I said, "Hey bitch! That's my boyfriend! Why do you have my boyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds? I'm gonna have to kick your f..ckin' ass, bitch!" And you know what she had the nerve to say to me? She said... CHORUS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
