Bucko & Champs Robert The Red Nosed Reindeer
Robert the red nosed reindeer
Was Rudolph's cousin twice-removed
He was always getting up to mischief
Of which the other reindeer disapproved
He was always at the reindeer disco
Instead of helping Santa make toys
And picking fights with other reindeer
Cos Robert was a bad bad boy
Then one foggy Christmas eve
He got into a fight
A big bad reindeer punched him on the nose
In hospital he spent the night
Then all the other reindeer
Said" Well,we're not suprised"
When Robert the red-nosed reindeer
Turned up to work with two black eyes
He drove a hotted up Monaro
All around the town he'd go
Dragging off other reindeer
And dropping wheelies in the snow
Then another Christmas eve
Rudolph came to town
He said" Robbie boy,why dontchya clean up your act?"
Come and help drag Santa's sleigh around
So Robbie roared off with Santa
Off into the sky they climbed
And Robbie was such a leadfoot
Poor Santa copped a speeding fine
