Bucko & Champs Here Comes Christmas Bob
Here come christmas bob,
selling cheap pressies in the pub,
if you've got the cash then your in luck
get a vcr off the back of a truck.
Bought me gran a new tv,
christmas bob sold it to me,
a top-notch widescreen new samsung,
but the cops came 'round and gran got sprung.
Christmas bob goes far and wide,
that is when he's not inside,
north and south and east and west,
trying to avoid arrest.
Christmas bob is a ph.d,
gotta dip ed and a bsc,
he did all his work by mail,
doing time in longbay jail.
When bob was a lad, a car he stole,
went to court and jumped parole,
from that moment it was clear,
bob had found his true career.
Down the warves is where he lurks,
never done a day of work,
you might think that bob's a crim
but i would not say that to him...
He spreads good cheer across the land,
buying and selling contraband,
bargain bobs a christmas pool,
i colourful figure in the underworld.
Here come christmas bob,
selling cheap pressies in the pub,
if you've got the cash then your in luck
get a vcr off the back of a truck!
