Bryant Oden The Teacher Song
[Verse 1]
My teacher didn't like it when my secret pet skunk got scared.
My teacher didn't like it when my secret pet skunk got scared.
S/he seems a little grumpy today,
But I like him/her anyway.
My teacher didn't like it when my secret pet skunk got scared,
[Chorus]
But I'm really glad s/he's my teacher.
I know it's not easy; it takes a lot of patience and care.
Yeah, I'm really glad s/he's my teacher.
Where would I be without him/her there?
Do do do do do do do do do.
[Verse 2]
My teacher didn't like it when I dropped my water balloon on his/her chair.
My teacher didn't like it when I dropped my water balloon on his/her chair.
S/he seems a little grumpy today,
But I like him/her anyway.
My teacher didn't like it when I dropped my water balloon on his/her chair.
[Chorus]
But I'm really glad s/he's my teacher.
I know it's not easy; it takes a lot of patience and care.
Yeah, I'm really glad s/he's my teacher.
Where would I be without him/her there?
Do do do do do do do do do.
[Verse 3]
My teacher didn't like it when I lost all my show-and-tell snakes.
My teacher didn't like it when I lost all my show-and-tell snakes.
S/he seems a little grumpy today,
But I like him/her anyway.
My teacher didn't like it when I lost all my show-and-tell snakes.
My teacher didn't like it when I sharpened every one,
Of my thirty new pencils, though it was kind of fun.
My teacher didn't like it when I burped through my speech.
I wonder why now s/he keeps his/her soda out of reach.
My teacher didn't like it when I sneezed on his/her lunch.
I wonder why s/he really didn't eat a whole bunch,
Or when I gave him/her an apple then asked her to pay,
I wonder why s/he said s/he really needs a vaca--
--tion.
[Chorus]
But I'm really glad s/he's my teacher.
I know it's not easy; it takes a lot of patience and care.
Yeah, I'm really glad s/he's my teacher.
Where would I be without him/her there?
Do do do do do do do do do.
Where would I be without him/her there?
