Bryan Scary Ballroom Kid
The boy from the border just left his school -
No more shame for acting the fool all day.
He followed the water, shooting the breeze,
Dancing on the banks of a reverie.
Ballroom Kid, circular motion, the
Ballroom Kid - Oh Yeah!
Ballroom Kid, from ocean to ocean he's wandering the land.
He's gonna be your Ballroom Man!
A life in the ballroom has made him a star -
Painted gangsters worship him near and far.
The most glamorous bandit that you've ever met -
He'll kill you slowly after a pirouette.
Ballroom Kid, coming to get you, the
Ballroom Kid - Beware!
Ballroom Kid, willing to bet ya you haven't a prayer!
He'll meet you in the ballroom dear.
It's the bitch from the ballroom,
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
Had you ever seen a wicked ballerina 'til the kid took your brain away?
Ballroom Kid, riding the ranges, the
Ballroom Kid on the move.
The Ballroom Kid - he's gonna tango into your saloon.
Ballroom Kid, painting his fingernails,
Ballroom Kid - being bad!
Ballroom Kid - a shift and a trigger is all that he has.
Ballroom Kid, coming to get you, the
Ballroom Kid - Oh Yeah!
The Ballroom Kid, he'll never forget you so strike up the band.
He's gonna be your Ballroom Man!!!