Brobecks Better Than Me
Every girl from here to soho
Loves to tell me things I don't know
Beautiful and smart
And no good for me
At all
All your boyfriends go to film school
Nathan was in plays in high school (How 'bout that?)
Me, I'm gonna play the imbecile, who
Who keeps choosing you even though you're bipolar and
you're selfish, I hate you
Everyone is better than me, I think
Everyone is better than, better than me
Everyone is better than, better than me
Look at what you've done, now I'm a mess
Today I even thought I'd wear a dress
It's beautiful, so smart,
And no good for me
At all
Everyone is better than me, I think
Throw your hands up if you agree with me
Now everyone is better than me, I think
Everyone is better than, better than me
Better than me
