Brian Kirk & The Jerks Hangover Mondays
My bedroom smells like stale beer and cold McDonalds fries I woke up for my interview with mucus in my eyes My morning pee reminds me of a sprinkler I once stole, Do you know how hard it is to get 3 streams in I bowl Chorus Hangover Mondays- Tuesday looking great Hangover-over Monday- I burped to taste the dinner fries I ate My image in mirror keeps moving in frame To the rhythmic pulsing pounding of the blood in my brain It's- hard-.Its hard to find my toothbrush since its use the night before It gathered up a -hairball I when I found it on the floor Hangover Monday take a little Advil for the head Hangover Monday this is what my mother always said... Your liver gonna kill you your livers gonna kill you just wait and see So I'll get another one like David Crosby Hangover Monday's and Mickey Mantle Hangover Monday's after all this I'm sure a transplant I could handle I unplugged the phone sometime around four When my girlfriend called to yell at me about my arm around a whore I couldn't recall this woman as I scratched my throbbing head 'Till I found her passed out naked on the floor besides my bed Hangover Monday's I woke her then I called a cab Hangover Monday's she told me that the sex was really bad
