Brent Faiyaz Skit: Wake Up Call
[Skit: Brent Faiyaz, Woman, & 911 Operator]
It's dark as shit in here
Babe?
Lemme call this girl
Hello?
What happened?
I f..ckin' hate you
What?
I can't do this shit
What you talkin' 'bout, yo? Wh-where are you? It's three in the morning
You're the worst thing that ever happened to me
Yo, tell me where you at
It doesn't matter where I am, you don't give a f..ck about me
Babe, look, just tell me where you at, we can talk about this in person
I promise you, we gon' figure it out
I don't think you realize how serious this is
You never do, Chris
We're having a baby and I am terrible mother
You don't deserve a child, you'll definitely ruin her life
Fuck you mean, "I don't deserve a child"?
You will never see this baby
I will never see this baby
Baby, what you talkin' 'bout?
I can't live like this, this baby can't live like this
What? Yo
I've always been depressed and alone, Chris
But when I fell in love with you, I felt happy for the first time ever
Now, that there's a part of you in me I've never felt more depressed and alone in my entire life
So, I've decided to come to the place where I fell in love with you
I want my last memory to be where I was the happiest I've ever been
I know where you at, I'm comin'
Stay on the phone with me 'til I get there, you hear me?
Don't do this shit
I have to, I can't live like this for the rest of my life
Babe, please don't do this, I'm sorry, no, seriously, I f..cked up
You got it, you right, I'm sorry for real, just don't do this
I'm already on the PCH
I'm almost there, don't do this
Babe, don't hurt yourself or the baby, please
No, you can't always get what you want
Goodbye, Chris
Fuck
9-1-1, what is your emergency?
See, my girl— oh, shit
Sir? Hello, sir?
I can't hear you, sir
I can't hear you, I'm dispatching emergency services to your location
