Bradley Hathaway Big Things In Big Packages
There is this fat, fat lady on da beach.
Jiggle roll jiggle, one piece tie dye swimsuit bouncing
round and round.
She sets her things down waddles up to the water gets her
shins wet looks around and smiles.
She goes back to her things and sits down.
She begins to apply sun tanning lotion to her body yes
this fat, fat lady on this beach has the nerve to apply
sun tanning lotion all over her over efficient thighs
she's done and then sighs.
She lays back, falls back kerplunk.
She closes her eyes and begins to sunbathe.
She's content and don’t care
She's beautiful don’t you dare
God's fixed and his eyes stare, if only they all loved as
that beauty there
