I'm Watchin' The Game Lyrics

Stop telling me stuff

Quit asking me shit

Can't you see

I'm watchin' the game

I've had about enough

I'm goin to pitch a fit

If the Cardinals lose

You'll be the one to blame

Stop rubbing my chest

Stay off of my chair

For pete's sake,

It's only for two hours

The damn game's a mess

And this ump ain't fair

Why don't you go out,

And pick some flowers

You know how I hate those f..cking cubs

I've told you at least a thousand times

Right now, I can't give you no damn back rub

With two out and two on in the ninth

Later on you can drive me insane

But right now, I'm watchin' the game

Stop telling me stuff

Quit asking me shit

Can't you see

I'm watchin' the game

I've had enough

I'm goin' to pitch a fit

If the Cards lose,

Then you'll be the one to blame

If we lose, this house will be a dark place

For at least a week or ten days

Right now, my minds is just on third base

And that bastard that was traded from the A's

Later on, you can drive me insane

But right now, I'm watchin' the game

Right now

I'm watchin' the damn game

(Hey baby, would you mind goin' and gettin' me some chili cheese Fritos, and a coca cola?... I love you too, honey.)