Bowling For Soup Corner Store On Christmas
I spent a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on
Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have
to pay.
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on
Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have
to pay.
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on
Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have
to pay.
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on
Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have
to pay.
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on
Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have
to pay.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on
Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have
to pay.
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on
Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have
to pay.
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on
Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have
to pay.
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on
Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have
to pay.
Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom,
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on
Christmas.
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have
to pay.
Eleven dollars on candy for the stockings,
Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom,
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on
Christmas.
[Music]
I spent twelve dollars on a twelve pack of beer.
[Laughs]
"It was SUPER cheap."
Eleven dollars on candy for the stockings,
Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom,
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on
Christmas.
"Oh man, we forgot the BATTERIES...!"
