Bowling For Soup Amateur Night
Okay, line up and look away
Single file against the wall
And please patiently wait
And reapply the lines under your eyes
And spray some more cologne
Because I've only sneezed twice
And hey, ho, well, what do you know
It's fashionable now to wear your flip flops in the
snow
And alright you're gonna score tonight
So game faces everyone
Cause it's amateur night, tonight,
everybody get dressed up and pick a fight,
drink until you just can't stand up and then drive
home!
Go shake your booty like you just don't care,
wear a button saying "Can I smell your underwear?"
Please forgive me but I think I'm fine to just stay
home
Wink, wink, can I buy you a drink?
Are you from Tennessee cause you're the only ten I see
And oh, dude, did you just see her boobs?!
Like two pigs in a blanket and her butt was freaking
huge!
And hey, chum, the biggest rule of thumb is
Don't forget your chapstick and gum....
Don't forget your chapstick and gum....
Cause it's amateur night, tonight,
everybody get dressed up and pick a fight,
drink until you just can't stand up and then drive
home!
Go shake your booty like you just don't care,
wear a button saying "Can I smell your underwear?"
Please forgive me but I think I'm fine to just stay
home
Just to clarify we played a game
Get thrown out and then sneak back in
Bop, bop, do the bouncer at the end of the night.
Cause it's amateur night, tonight
Everybody get dressed up and pick a fight
Drink until you just can't stand up and then drive home
Go shake your booty like you just don't care
Wear a button saying "Can I smell your underwear?"
Please forgive me but I think I'm fine to just stay
home
Just to clarify we played a game
Get thrown out and then sneak back in
Bop, bop, do the bouncer at the end of the night.
