Born Ruffians In A Mirror
			
You sure look pretty 
I wish I had a song for you 
So they were wasted in 002 
In a mirror I can see her walking sideways 
Walking my way 
Keeping time on her thigh 
Think she's mine but I'm still high 
& We're both thinking how we're not here 
A gracious host, we feel like ghosts 
We think too much and disappear 
Don't think like most 
Can feel her close 
& If you weren't real I'd make you up 
& We'd do everything together 
I'd make you meals & call you up 
We'd never talk about the weather 
In a mirror I can see her walking sideways 
Walking my way 
Keeping time on her thigh 
Think she's mine but I'm still high 
& If you weren't here 
I'd write you down 
& Read you out into a crowd 
I'd tell them all how you we're mine 
They'd see how I was proud 
We'd rub our cheeks 
In hopes that maybe 
Some good looks would rub off on me 
& Nose to nose (As I'd make you feel close) 
So I'd never feel lonely at sea 
In a mirror I can see her walking sideways 
Walking my way 
Keeping time on her thigh, think she's mine 
But I'm still high 
Some people say that it's love 
Don't know what they're talking about 
Don't understand what is love 
I'll let them figure it out 
It's just a chemical reaction 
When signals fire through your brain 
But I sure think that it's fun 
Think that it makes me feel safe 
Eyes see the juice on your lips 
Eyes send that straight to my brain 
Brain makes hand squeeze on your tits 
Then start all over again