Mystery Hole Lyrics

Bongwater Mystery Hole

(You know, it's better than when we're having sex. We just had sex on dates. We couldn't be bothered because we were too close in a, in a friendship way. To go home and have sex because that would be ridiculous.)

(REVERSED ...and, uh, I might take you up on your offer...)

My Islamic chauffeur will get us all killed
Get us all killed driving like that
And we was going to Hollywood
On the country roads, the back roads, Tobacco Road where I belong

Neo-Traditionalists will get us all killed
Get us all killed, living like that
Barefoot and pregnant, just like your mamas
Just like your mama, mountain mama where I belong

Mystery Hole, you're a mystery
Miss New River Gorgeous
Sight to see my Mystery Hole
You've been around, you've been around
Out by Hawks Nest deep in the ground
Big ??? preachers will get us all killed
Get us all killed talking like that, anointing and pointing
Rudely talking, crudely walking where they don't belong

Trying to close the Mystery Hole
Trying to close the Mystery Hole
Trying to close the Mystery Hole
Trying to close the Mystery Hole