The Holy Cow (jesus Smoked Weed) Lyrics

Bone Fags The Holy Cow (jesus Smoked Weed)

I heard Jesus smoked weed.
I heard Jesus smoked weed.
Was the holy man from Galilee.
I heard Jesus smoked weed.

Not a place to call home, not a thing to eat.
(No thing to eat!)
JC and his apostles loved to chief.
(They loved to chief! Smokin’ it day and night!)
They roamed around the land and they tried to teach.
(Stoned trying to teach.)
They preached about the gospel and THC.
(THC)

Now all the little kids is smoking weed.
(They all be smoking weedy weed.)
They all be swinging stoned and free.
(Swinging stoned and free yeah)
Now why’s all the children toking trees?
(Toking them trees all night)
‘Cause they all heard that Jesus smoked weed!

Don’t you wanna be like Jesus?
Don’t you wanna be like Jesus?
Don’t you wanna be like Jesus?
Don’t you wanna be like Jesus?