Bo Burnham New Math
Oh yes... im banging one tonight.
oh hi that was someone...reliable.
1,2,3,4
Lets Do It
What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative
homeless guy,
And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an
ironic way to die.
And what's domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too
much in his pants.
And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de
France. The tour de Frace.
Cancer.
Split a decision with long division,
Take the circumference of your circumcision
Live like your data and when you're all set
Put it all together and whatever you get.
It's new math... it's new math.
What's a bag of chips divided by five,well that's a
Nike worker's meal,
And Santa clause multiplied by I well I guess that
makes him real,
And the square root of the NBA is Africa in a box,
How do you trace a scatter plot? You give the pencil to
Michael j fox.
Take the approximate moral proportion of the probable
problem of a pro-life abortion.
Live like your data, and when you're all set
Put it all together and whatever you get...
Is new math. its new.
And if you took a factor tree of the factors that
caused my girl to leave me you'd have a tree...
Full of Asian porn.
C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathematical minds make
industrial smog.
And what's the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural
log.
that is clever right?
Support the farmers with a pro-tractor (pro tractor,
Link Kennedy and Lincoln with a common factor (fact or)
Live like your data and whan your all set put it all
togeather and whatever you get.
it's new. it's new. it's new it's new it's new math.
Word problems...Ready?
If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty
dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
In order to predict his volume change you need to know
the value of pi (pie)
And there's a metal train that a mile long and at the
very back end a lightning bolt struck her,
How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided
that he's a good conductor,
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of
men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at
random spends his free time and mealtime while on his
knees?
And if Kim is half as old as Bobby who is two years
older then twelve year old Tori,
For how many more 30 day months will their threesomes
be considered statutory rape
whoo...ahhh cause math can be sexy.
Cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it can't
be split then it's time to stop,
And havin sex is like doing fractions, it's improper
for the larger one to be on top, yeah
And havin sex is like math homework, I do it best when
I'm alone in my bed.
And squarin numbers are just like women, if they're
under thirteen just do them in your head
and new math...
pedaphilia....
