Bo Burnham Men And Women
Men are like vows,
'cause they're easily broken
Women are like cows,
'cause they both have vaginas.
Men are like muzzles,
'cause they'll try to shut you up.
Women are like puzzles
because prior to 1920, neither had the right to vote.
Puzzles still don't.
A man is an eagle, yeah, a woman is a dove.
Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love.
Men and women.
Women are like fingers and toes,
'cause they're easy to count on.
Men are like ravens and crows,
'cause they hate using condoms.
Women are like Yahtzees,
'cause I rarely get them.
Men are like Nazis,
'cause they both cause the holocaust.
It's true.
For every dollar that a man makes,
A woman makes 70 cents.
That doesn't makes sense, that's not fair.
The man's only left with 30.
Men and women.
Men and women,
it's black and white
with an area of gray for hermaphrodite.
Male strippers always look like they're applying lotion
and female strippers, when their dancing on the pole, just look like,
Confused firemen.
